I appreciate the anonymous gift left in my office, however, I would suggest studying up on the notable gender differences in tarantulas. I'll give you points for returning the correct species. At least I know you aren't completely dense.

This staff retreat will be the first relaxing thing I have done all summer. I must say, I am looking forward to it. I'm sure Miss Sweet will enjoy herself as well.

In honor of my 32nd birthday, I decided to get myself a little gift.

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